Dead Inside But Hydrated - 30oz

Because inner peace is dead and gone, but your skin’s glowing.

This 30oz flip-top tumbler is for the sarcastic souls who run on iced coffee, intrusive thoughts, and self-deprecating humour. Featuring soft blush florals, moody navy blooms, and a skeleton bestie clutching their drink like it’s the last thread holding them together—this tumbler is your emotional support vessel.

Crafted from 304 food-grade stainless steel and double-walled to keep your hydration ironically on point while your social battery crumbles.

⚠️ Not dishwasher safe. You may be dead inside, but this babe still deserves a gentle hand wash.

Volume: 880ml of iced anxiety

Material: 304 food-grade stainless steel

Aesthetic: Soft goth meets burnout barbie

Perfect for: Existential dread, passive-aggressive hydration, and florals that scream “don’t talk to me”

Extras: Swipe for your preferred emotional support handle colour