Dead Inside but Hydrated - 40oz

Because no matter how emotionally wrecked you feel, at least you’re getting your daily water intake. This 1.2L dark humor gem features pastel florals, leopard accents, soft pinks, navy blooms, and a skeleton who fully understands your vibe: dead inside, but thriving on caffeine and sarcasm.

✨ 40oz (1.2L) capacity — enough liquid to keep you alive while your will to socialize flatlines.

✨ Stainless steel insulated — keeps your drink cold while your soul stays numb.

✨ Handle, clear lid & straw — sip with minimal effort, maximum eye rolls.

✨ Permanent sublimation — no fading, cracking, or peeling — unlike your ability to deal with people.

✨ Handwash recommended to keep your dead-but-hydrated energy flawless.