Dystopian Hellscape

Welcome to the timeline where sarcasm is survival and chaos is the new black. This unisex hoodie doesn’t just make a statement—it starts a whole damn revolution. Featuring our darkly illustrated Wednesday-inspired design (complete with dagger, poison, and skulls because, obviously), this piece screams “I didn’t choose the doomscroll life, the doomscroll life chose me.”

Perfectly oversized for dramatic exits and silent judgment.