Mombie

Running on caffeine, chaos, and zero sleep — the Mombie has risen.

This tee speaks fluent sarcasm and cries in coffee. With smeared mascara, haunted vibes, and that “don’t even look at me until I’ve had a sip” energy, she’s the queen of keeping small humans alive while being emotionally unavailable until further notice.

The Shy Riot made this for the exhausted icons just trying to survive one meltdown (or Monday) at a time.