Motherhood Is Hiding Snacks

Welcome to motherhood—the wild ride where “me time” means locking yourself in the pantry with snacks you swore didn’t exist. This tee features a delightfully dead-inside mama skeleton wrapped in a hoodie, clinging to caffeine and coping one chip at a time. It’s the perfect fit for every burnt-out legend who’s held together by dry shampoo, sarcasm, and sheer willpower.

Printed on a comfy 100% cotton tee that’ll survive everything except the toddler with scissors. Classic fit. Maximum sass.

🖤 Wash inside out in cold water to keep the design looking fresh (and because we know you’ll forget and throw it in anyway).

🖤 Do not tumble dry if you want it to live longer than your last shred of patience.

🖤 True to size. But let’s be real—you’ll probably wear it as a sleep shirt too.