Not Enough Sage - 40oz

Because let’s be real: some days require more than crystals, sage, or patience. This 1.2L vibe cleanser features teal mandalas, skulls, dark sunflowers, butterflies, tattoos, and the ultimate “don’t push me” goddess energy. It’s perfect for anyone who’s done manifesting and ready to just hex stupidity with caffeine.

✨ 40oz (1.2L) capacity — because your tolerance for BS has limits, but your coffee shouldn’t.

✨ Stainless steel insulated — keeps your brew hot while you burn bridges (politely).

✨ Handle, clear lid & straw — sip while you pretend to meditate instead of commit crimes.

✨ Permanent sublimation — no fading, cracking, or peeling — unlike your patience.

✨ Handwash recommended to keep the vibes strong.