Shut The F’upcakes - Alice

Oh honey, she’s sweet… but make it savage. This tee serves gothic bakehouse realness with a side of “don’t test me before caffeine.” Featuring your favourite death metal dolly dishing out a batch of shut-the-fucupcakes, it’s the perfect look for anyone who blends sugar, spice, and zero tolerance for nonsense.

Ideal for school runs, mosh pits, or just vibing in your kitchen kingdom—because even chaos deserves a cute outfit.

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