Twice As Deadly

Because motherhood isn’t all sunshine and Pinterest crafts—sometimes it’s hiding in your hoodie with snacks you “don’t have” and praying nobody finds you. Featuring a sleep-deprived skeleton mum wrapped in the universal armour of exhausted warriors everywhere: a hoodie, a caffeine hit, and zero shame.

This cozy AF fleece-lined hoodie is your new emotional support garment.

Snarky? Yes. Soft? Absolutely.

Sanity-saving? We make no promises—but it’s got a big-ass front pocket for snacks, tissues, or your will to live.

🖤 Unisex fit—roomy enough to layer over the crushing weight of responsibility

🖤 Wash cold, dry flat, and pretend you didn’t wear it three days in a row

🖤 Cotton-poly blend because comfort matters when you’re negotiating with terrorists (aka toddlers)