Don’t Blow Smoke Up My Ass

This one’s for the unapologetically unbothered. Our “Don’t Blow Smoke Up My Ass, You’ll Ruin My Autopsy” tee is equal parts savage and stylish, featuring a gothic glam goddess puffing on a cigar while the Grim Reaper files it under Case Closed. With moody vibes and punchy pink details, this design demands attention — and probably an exorcism.

Printed on premium cotton with sizes S to 4XL, this shirt is made to order for the souls who’ve been through hell and came back smoking.

Careful, darling. She’s dead serious.